tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455062295291252427.post4236807563240835098..comments2023-08-01T10:08:58.388+02:00Comments on Keeping Up ... with the Joneses: The Rules of the 2010 Soccer World Cup :-)Steven Joneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08152927209644414146noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455062295291252427.post-77995859877071455082010-06-03T07:52:11.838+02:002010-06-03T07:52:11.838+02:00Nice one, Beryl!Nice one, Beryl!Steven Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08152927209644414146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2455062295291252427.post-38009499620965931022010-06-02T21:02:52.809+02:002010-06-02T21:02:52.809+02:00Steven
Beryl sends this reply to your post
To t...Steven <br /><br />Beryl sends this reply to your post<br /><br />To the Man in My Life<br /><br />I have read your conditions for the period 11 June to 11 July 2010 concerning the World Cup, and would like to inform you of a few amendments.<br /><br />1. I will not need to join in any conversations – I won’t be home<br /><br />2. The television is yours – I won’t be home<br /><br />3. I will not be distracting you during the games – I won’t be home<br /><br />4. You can be blind, deaf and mute, but I will not be refilling your drink or getting you food – I won’t be home<br /><br />5. Stock up the kitchen for yourself – I won’t be home<br /><br />6. I will not be giving you :words of encouragement” – I won’t be home<br /><br />7. I will not be able to sit with you during any games – I won’t be home<br /><br />8. Watch the replays as many times as you want – I won’t be home<br /><br />9. As to gatherings with my friends, you are welcome to stay at home<br /><br />10. You may attend any function you like with your friends- I won’t be home<br /><br />11. I will probably be too exhausted to watch the highlights with you<br /><br />12. During the World Cup I will be meeting with my friends on a daily basis to have a good time at the Stadiums and Fan Parks, watching finely tuned, muscular bodies on the playing field. I do not need to know the fine details of the game; which is 100 times more enjoyable than looking after an unshaven, unwashed couch potato. My support at these venues will be more appreciated than if I stayed at home.<br /><br />13. I truly look forward to the 2014 World cup<br /><br />14. By the way, you are looking after the kids – You will be homeNeillnoreply@blogger.com