Call me juvenile, but...

I'm really blessed to have a wonderful secretary who plies me with cups of tea throughout the day. However, what goes in must also come out!

But today, when nature called, I really wish I had a stopwatch going. My son and I are locked in a long-standing, bitter battle for the title "World's Longest Pee", and I'm convinced I wrested the title from his grasp today - except I don't have an official time to verify it.

Next time, James ... next time ...