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Sunday, 20 January 2008

Bless his darling heart (and empty head)

Our minister, when announcing the birthdays and anniversaries in church this morning, leaned over the pulpit and asked his wife, "When is OUR anniversary, dear?"

She replied, "Later in the year", while I muttered under my breath, "if he lives to see it!"

Not a bright thing to admit ignorance to, Itumeleng - expecially in front of your congregation!

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