This is what happens when you ask Chuck Norris to open your milk carton for you. Well, not quite - I was having breakfast and the carton was not quite living up to its "easy-open" claim to fame, so I applied the universal principle to things that won't open - force it!
(For those of you who can't see the effects of my bowl of ProNutro this morning, look in the top right-hand corner - the space where the lid and the threaded bit SHOULD be. Notice something missing?)
It may have been the sampling of that pineapple beer in Standard 8 that resulted in me choosing accountancy as my first career (and not touching alcohol since), but a far stronger Spirit has called me into my second career as I prepare for the exciting journey towards becoming a full-time minister in the Methodist Church of Southern Africa.
Being married to my wonderful wife Belinda, and having been blessed with an amazing son, James, is living proof that accountants DO have a personality. (Or maybe Belinda just felt sorry for me, perhaps?)
Judging by the blogs of Dion Forster, Wessel Bentley, and others, it looks like being able to blog is one of the requirements for being a minister (!), so here goes...