Christian one-liners

My friend Reinhold sent me these today - they are classic! Feel free to stick one at the bottom of your church bulletin each week...

• Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
• Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
• It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
• The good Lord didn't create any thing without purpose, but mosquitoes come close!
• When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
• People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.
• Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
• Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
• If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
• God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
• Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
• Peace starts with a smile.
• I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
• A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.
• We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
• Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em!
• Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
• Don't put a question mark where God put a full stop.
• Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
• Forbidden fruits create many jams.
• God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
• God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts’.
• God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
• He who angers you, controls you.
• If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats.
• Don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
• The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
• The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
• We don't change the message, the message changes us.
• You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage them.
• The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.